Did you enjoy the kinky little snippet of one of my funniest calls? I’ve been ask to tell the rest of it, so here goes the entire story. You might want to get a drink and prepare yourself for the kink that this man indulged in. I don’t shock easy, but this time, I was thankful for the mute button. I used it often.

It was Christmas time, and like all good girls, I was waiting by the phone to hand out the gift of orgasms. Big, little, expensive, and cheap, who doesn’t love to cum? When the phone rang, I thought nothing of it, well, until the sounds of Christmas music blared through the phone. My first thought was someone was someone is in the spirit. The moment he spoke, I knew this was going to be the call of a lifetime.

My Kinky Elf had arrived.

There is a distinct sound to some /little people/, and his voice was just that. The Elf explained how he was dressed in green velvet with the hat, shoes, and even the pointed ears. I found myself drawn into the Christmas magic, well, until he explained the whole roleplay to me. That’s where this all went 50 shades of wrong. I will explain this as he did to me.

“Wweee the North Pole has been busy this year. So many good boys and girls. Santa seems to be spending a lot of time going over his list, so as his number one Elf, I get the job of taking care of the reindeer. I must say the Vixen is looking quite good, but Rudolph, his antlers are going so big and strong. I’ve massaged them, and taken good care of him in hopes that he will take good care of me. His soft velvet feels so good you know.

The taboo aspects of this story might shock you.

I was to play that famous reindeer while he bent over and wiggled his elf ass. Bare as the day he was born, his tushy begging for my soft velvet antlers to rub around his soft flesh. I teases and taunted him, but believe me, a strapon has nothing of a stern thrust of antlers in your ass. He screamed and came while “Santa Clause is cumming to town played. Kinky enough for you? Are you ready to be pegged?

DISCLAIMER: NO animals were involved in this story. It was simply a reindeer headband worn by a HUMAN. Don’t get twisted. I’m not that freaky.

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Tell me about your first pegging experience. Did you read it in a magazine, or was it first hand experience? So many are afraid to admit that they want to try it, but wouldn’t it be nice if we could all explore a world where no one was judged? Anal is not something that you should fear, but embrace and welcome. Try it once before you judge anyone’s personal kink.

I was 21 the first time I pegged a man. No one can ever prepare you for the rush of power that you get. I know when it happened to me, I felt like Queen of the World. He was in his mid 40’s and what most would consider very experienced. The only thing missing was his deep seated desire to be pegged. Not by a man, but a female. He didn’t want anything to do with a real penis, the plastic ones were his real desire.

Over dinner we talked about our desires, wants and needs, and that’s when he told me, or asked me to be the one who pegged him first. I will admit, I almost choked on my wine and got instantly wet. Secretly I wanted to try the who anal thing on a man, but most would never allow something like that. I seemed to date the ones who feared a finger or even a tongue near their assholes. God, men can be such prudes.

Pegging doesn’t have to hurt.

Our first stop after dinner was to the closest toy store. I own dildo’s, vibrators, and butt plugs, but not a strapon. I know what I like, but what does a man like? For vaginal sex I love a big cock, but for anal, nothing over 7 inches for me. Getting my asshole wrecked isn’t on my bucket list. To find one perfect for you check a sizing guide before purchasing. According to the national average, 5-7 inches should do the job. Now this is for the novice, not the experienced anal lover.

It was my first time in an adult store and I must have looked like a deer caught in the headlights. So many devices and pretty colors to choose from. I wanted one of everything until I seen the price. In 2023 sex toys are a billion dollar business and almost everyone owns one. Not all will admit to it, but we all have a secret drawer to hide them away. Some of us just have a little more than others.

As we shopped, I noticed something odd. The rooms at the back of the store seemed busy with a variety of male patrons. That will be for another story though. Just know this, gloryholes really do exist. By the time we left the store he dropped 500 bucks at the toy store and we had 3 different toys to try. The sizes and girth all different, I knew we should start with the smallest one first. Oh, and before anyone worries, we bought lube as well.

Do you want to hear more about my first time pegging experience? Call me on niteflirt.

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