masturbating Archives - Seductive Gypsy https://seductivegypsy.com/tag/masturbating/ My Twisted World Thu, 20 Feb 2025 20:40:17 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7.2 230881278 Welcome to Goonerland. Come play! https://seductivegypsy.com/2025/02/20/welcome-to-goonerland-come-play/ https://seductivegypsy.com/2025/02/20/welcome-to-goonerland-come-play/#respond Thu, 20 Feb 2025 20:40:17 +0000 https://seductivegypsy.com/?p=1660 Define Gooner: “Gooner” is a slang term that can refer to someone who consumes excessive adult content. All day long you sit there and stroke....

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Define Gooner: “Gooner” is a slang term that can refer to someone who consumes excessive adult content.

All day long you sit there and stroke. Why? Because porn is all you have. You can wish with ever stroke that it’s my hand, but all you get from me is giggles. Sorry loser, I wouldn’t touch that thing even if I had on rubber gloves. Hours and hours of adult entertainment to rot your brain and keep that little thing dripping loser juice. Sometimes I wonder if you’ve ever had a woman, and then I laugh because we both know the truth. You couldn’t get laid in a whore house with a hundred taped to your head.

Gooner

You don’t deserve it.

You’ll never get a real woman.

Edge – Goon – Masturbate.

Why are you a gooner? So many have different reasons, so why are you one? Is that porn addiction so strong that you can’t go a single day without it? You think about cumming more than anything else. Now ask yourself, do you deserve to achieve that orgasm? No. You’re not man enough to get orgasms daily.

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Round Ass

Dry Humping

Did you just twitch? Your cock throbs thinking about women you can never get. None of them really was a man like you. Women want men, not chronic masturbation boys. Jack it. You know you’ve been waiting for me to allow you to touch yourself. Look down at that silly penis. Dripping precum before it’s even touched. Do you imagine that when you stroke yourself that it’s my hand? (giggles) Silly foolish boy. I warned you. I would never touch that thing. I need a real man, not a dripping jack off boy. You’ll need to go hands free and enjoy that orgasm without touch. Whispers of encouragement to cum and ruin that prolonged orgasm.

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Go ahead. Touch yourself. No one else will.

 

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Guess what? That’s not too far away. What will you do when the ability to call a phone sex site is illegal?

The good Christian values do not include porn, phone sex, adultery, or even masturbation. Wasting seed is not acceptable. (The Bible doesn’t explicitly mention masturbation, but it offers clear principles related to purity, lust, and self-control that guide believers in making decisions about sexual behavior. These teachings suggest that actions like masturbation, which can lead to lustful thoughts and behaviors, may be considered sinful.)

Leviticus 15:16-18 says if a man orgasms, on his own or with another person, he is unclean and must take a bath, then wait till sundown to be clean again.

What about nocturnal emissions? Deuteronomy 23:10-11 “If there is any man among you who becomes unclean by some occurrence in the night, then he shall go outside the camp; he shall not come inside the camp”.

By no means am I a Child of God, but what about losing everything to save your soul? In my belief system one is able to self satisfy for the sheer need of pleasure. I am a daily masturbator, so does that mean I am going to hell? According to some, yes, but then again, I am not violating an uninvited couch along the way.

According to the thinking of some is that the world has lost it’s Christian values and we must get them back. I believe that we have a choice in the matter. I don’t want anyone coming into my bedroom and telling me who, what, or where I should have sex. Do you? How about sexual positions? The only one acceptable by the church is missionary and only for procreation. There is nothing wrong with a little pregnancy fantasy, but I will be damned if I lay on my back and take the seed of another because God demands it.

No matter on what page of the bible you stand, there is a very good chance that your right to access things that you enjoy will soon be gone. What will you do if you can’t masturbate anymore?

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