Define Gooner: “Gooner” is a slang term that can refer to someone who consumes excessive adult content.

All day long you sit there and stroke. Why? Because porn is all you have. You can wish with ever stroke that it’s my hand, but all you get from me is giggles. Sorry loser, I wouldn’t touch that thing even if I had on rubber gloves. Hours and hours of adult entertainment to rot your brain and keep that little thing dripping loser juice. Sometimes I wonder if you’ve ever had a woman, and then I laugh because we both know the truth. You couldn’t get laid in a whore house with a hundred taped to your head.

You don’t deserve it.

You’ll never get a real woman.

Edge – Goon – Masturbate.

Why are you a gooner? So many have different reasons, so why are you one? Is that porn addiction so strong that you can’t go a single day without it? You think about cumming more than anything else. Now ask yourself, do you deserve to achieve that orgasm? No. You’re not man enough to get orgasms daily.

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Did you just twitch? Your cock throbs thinking about women you can never get. None of them really was a man like you. Women want men, not chronic masturbation boys. Jack it. You know you’ve been waiting for me to allow you to touch yourself. Look down at that silly penis. Dripping precum before it’s even touched. Do you imagine that when you stroke yourself that it’s my hand? (giggles) Silly foolish boy. I warned you. I would never touch that thing. I need a real man, not a dripping jack off boy. You’ll need to go hands free and enjoy that orgasm without touch. Whispers of encouragement to cum and ruin that prolonged orgasm.

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Go ahead. Touch yourself. No one else will.

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I love those chronic masturbating sluts. The ones who can’t think of anything else without it going back to sex and porn. I know many, but most won’t admit it. Believe me when I say this, they can’t go a day without thinking about their dick. Everyone has a particular kink, but some are being destroyed by it.

Let me tell you about CM (Yes, that is abbreviated). I’ve known him for a few years longer than he would like to say, but the truth comes out in the bank statement. CM isn’t the normal gooner. He gets nice and drunk and can’t stop himself. Without the alcohol, he is just the normal 6 figure a year businessman. Nice house, lives alone, and has a dog. Not that all that is important, but I just want to give a background that this could be anyone.

A gooner is someone who rapidly indulges in one thing not realizing the outcome until it’s too late.

I met this man in a online chatroom, and studied him before speaking. He is picky when it comes to woman. The one thing that sets him apart from the normal gooner is that he will drop you the moment you show him a nude picture. CM comes from a time where modesty was sexy and a though a woman can be a slut, he doesn’t want that to slap him in the face. No tits and ass pictures for him. Instead I give him women dressed provocatively, but respectfully. With every picture comes a shot. His favorite is Captain Morgan and Cupcake Vodka. I don’t drink so I am guessing these are pretty strong because he gets stupid quick.

The more he drinks, the more I make. Tips are a wonderful thing. He never calls, only tips. We don’t talk about the sexual act, just about how much of a loser he is doing this. The longer we talk, the more combative he becomes. Honestly, I can’t stop laughing when he’s drunk. I never say filth, but he calls me every nasty name he can think of. That’s all okay because that loser is paying me for it all.

A mindless brain dead loser marinated in alcohol.

The longest I’ve spent with CM is about 10 hours. I won’t tell you how much he spent, but most don’t make that on a 2 week paycheck. Poor guy. I almost felt bad, but then I had him pour another drink to settle down the buyers remorse. He was back the next day for more so don’t feel back for this gooner loser.

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What is a gooner? A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction.

The list is long of the little gooner bitch boys I have. Some beg for release, and others, they beg to never cum again. I can’t say which I like better because both are fun to drain into my own personal bank account. See, the piggies love a negative balance, but what they crave is knowing who took it all. I guess that would label me heartless, but I’m a business woman. What makes me different is that when I collect a paycheck, it’s a whole different feeling of accomplishment.

Gooner boy, are you ready to edge for me?

Whether you free range or are locked in a cage, the mind fuck is where we really get off. I have a Dominate personality and many wants and needs. Why should I pay for things when my gooner boys will do it for me? Nails, hair, clothing, trips, all with other men. Alpha men. I could never date a beta boy, but I would allow him to tribute me often. I do love when they cry about how much money they’ve spent on me. Buyers regret? I don’t play that game. It takes a big bank account to live my lifestyle. You might need a few drinks before considering playing with me.

Are you ready to pay? If so, then show me the money. Don’t waste my time unless you can give me everything a Goddess like me deserves. Call or chat me on niteflirt, and lets take this relationship to explosive levels. Cha ching. The money train is loading. Climb aboard you fucking loser. The train is leaving the station.

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