The good Christian values do not include porn, phone sex, adultery, or even masturbation. Wasting seed is not acceptable. (The Bible doesn’t explicitly mention masturbation, but it offers clear principles related to purity, lust, and self-control that guide believers in making decisions about sexual behavior. These teachings suggest that actions like masturbation, which can lead to lustful thoughts and behaviors, may be considered sinful.)

Leviticus 15:16-18 says if a man orgasms, on his own or with another person, he is unclean and must take a bath, then wait till sundown to be clean again.

What about nocturnal emissions? Deuteronomy 23:10-11 “If there is any man among you who becomes unclean by some occurrence in the night, then he shall go outside the camp; he shall not come inside the camp”.

By no means am I a Child of God, but what about losing everything to save your soul? In my belief system one is able to self satisfy for the sheer need of pleasure. I am a daily masturbator, so does that mean I am going to hell? According to some, yes, but then again, I am not violating an uninvited couch along the way.

According to the thinking of some is that the world has lost it’s Christian values and we must get them back. I believe that we have a choice in the matter. I don’t want anyone coming into my bedroom and telling me who, what, or where I should have sex. Do you? How about sexual positions? The only one acceptable by the church is missionary and only for procreation. There is nothing wrong with a little pregnancy fantasy, but I will be damned if I lay on my back and take the seed of another because God demands it.

No matter on what page of the bible you stand, there is a very good chance that your right to access things that you enjoy will soon be gone. What will you do if you can’t masturbate anymore?

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A hard dick is no excuse to being rude during a phone sex call. Paid or unpaid, the person on the other end of the phone is a human just like you. Please understand that if you want something that includes being vulgar, raunchy, or even mean, tell the person ahead of time so you get what you pay for.

Blocking

People would be shocked at how many times I have been blocked by a caller because I was either sleeping, or on another call. I don’t understand why this is done. Are we not grown ups who understand that just because we want something that there are situations that sometimes are out of our control. I’ve had many phone sex callers block me only to come back and tell me it was because I didn’t give them instant gratification. Here’s a warning for all. Blocking me for something I can’t control will get you one right back. There will be no coming back from rudeness.

Fantasies/Fetishes

Please try to understand that everyone is different. Just because something is your fantasy doesn’t mean that it is mine. I try to give the other person everything, and yes, I mean everything they want, but sometimes I can’t. I’ll tell you ahead if something is impossible so I don’t waste your time or money. I want this phone sex experience to be the best you’ve ever had, so please tell me ahead what you want. My crystal ball doesn’t work for everyone.

New Accounts

If you and I have had issues in the past, please don’t come to me on a new account. Believe me, I will always know it’s you. I am a very good judge when someone is playing me.

Feedback

Every person has a right to an opinion of someone else, but come on. Tell me of I haven’t pleased you privately. I recently had my first bad feeback and to be honest, it hurt. Not because of the actual feedback, but the reason behind it. There is some things that I can’t speak about due to it being out of my control. Please read the Niteflirt TOS before you punish me for things I can’t change. Please respect me as I have respected you.

Mind reading

I feel that I can usually take a call in the direction the caller wants, but I am not a mind reader. Help me out and give me a little something to work on. Again, I want this to be the best phone sex you’ve ever experienced.

Thank you for attending my phone sex TED talk. Now let’s have some fun.

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Where is the kinkiest place you’ve ever had phone sex? As an exhibitionist at heart, mine might shock some, and entice others. I’ve always considered myself a bit of a freak, but this one takes the cake. What would you think if I had phone sex with a groom right before the wedding? Yes, he was in the church at the time. What you might not know is, so was I.

One of my best friends got married last summer. It was a wild time for all of us with all the parties and wedding preparation. During this time I got to know the groom a little better, and he loved all my kinky phone sex stories. A few times when we all hung out, I took calls, but made sure to walk outside for them. You know, privacy. Well, little did I know, I was being the exhibitionist of the party. As I sat on the back porch, he listened to my tales of freak and kink on the phone. I honestly believe that he wanted to get caught jerking off while I spoke my filthy on the telephone.

Exhibitionist? Well yes I am.

We flirted a few times, but it was all harmless, or so I thought. The day of the wedding all the girls who were in the actual wedding party spent the night together drinking. A little hungover, I was one of the last to leave the hotel room, and to be honest, I really didn’t want to go. I knew they were wrong for each other. He had a wandering eye when it came to other women, and she wasn’t over her ex boyfriend yet. The exhibitionist in me yanked open the drapes and stood naked in front of the hotel window. Little did I know, he was watching from across the courtyard.

Ring Ring

When my phone rang it was the bride telling me to hurry. I assured her I would, but knew I was going to be the last one inside. I am always late. Within 20 minutes I stood in the dressing area of the church putting on the final touches of my lipstick when the phone rang. I knew the number, but was shocked that he was calling me. It was the fucking groom. Excusing myself I went into a small chapel off the larger church to take the call.

Oh, fuck, Gypsy. I’m stroking my cock and thinking about fucking you right now.

I almost dropped the phone when he said that. It was his wedding day for fucksakes. I whispered that he needed to stop and get to the main church, but instead he sent me a picture of him jerking off. GOD DAMMIT! I was so fucking wet at that moment. My friend didn’t deserve that cock. He was so big and thick, and I knew she was a whore. Hell, at the bridal shower she fucked the stripper. She was not innocent in all of this.

What did I do? What would you have done? The rest of the story is a secret and will be password protected. If you want the password you can send me a tribute on niteflirt.

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Did you enjoy the kinky little snippet of one of my funniest calls? I’ve been ask to tell the rest of it, so here goes the entire story. You might want to get a drink and prepare yourself for the kink that this man indulged in. I don’t shock easy, but this time, I was thankful for the mute button. I used it often.

It was Christmas time, and like all good girls, I was waiting by the phone to hand out the gift of orgasms. Big, little, expensive, and cheap, who doesn’t love to cum? When the phone rang, I thought nothing of it, well, until the sounds of Christmas music blared through the phone. My first thought was someone was someone is in the spirit. The moment he spoke, I knew this was going to be the call of a lifetime.

My Kinky Elf had arrived.

There is a distinct sound to some /little people/, and his voice was just that. The Elf explained how he was dressed in green velvet with the hat, shoes, and even the pointed ears. I found myself drawn into the Christmas magic, well, until he explained the whole roleplay to me. That’s where this all went 50 shades of wrong. I will explain this as he did to me.

“Wweee the North Pole has been busy this year. So many good boys and girls. Santa seems to be spending a lot of time going over his list, so as his number one Elf, I get the job of taking care of the reindeer. I must say the Vixen is looking quite good, but Rudolph, his antlers are going so big and strong. I’ve massaged them, and taken good care of him in hopes that he will take good care of me. His soft velvet feels so good you know.

The taboo aspects of this story might shock you.

I was to play that famous reindeer while he bent over and wiggled his elf ass. Bare as the day he was born, his tushy begging for my soft velvet antlers to rub around his soft flesh. I teases and taunted him, but believe me, a strapon has nothing of a stern thrust of antlers in your ass. He screamed and came while “Santa Clause is cumming to town played. Kinky enough for you? Are you ready to be pegged?

DISCLAIMER: NO animals were involved in this story. It was simply a reindeer headband worn by a HUMAN. Don’t get twisted. I’m not that freaky.

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30 seductive secrets to give you a better insight into the life of Miss Gypsy. If you always wanted to know a dirty little secret, here they come.

Birthday: July 14th – Yes, I am a cancer, but don’t follow the signs. Sorry, I won’t entertain your astrological needs.

Where do you live: Southern California born and raised. There is no place in the world better than palm trees and sunshine.

Status: Single and NOT looking. I don’t want to get married and have children. My sanity means so much more to me that to bring a bunch of crotch critters into the world. Plus, monogamy is just not for me. I love sex too much.

Favorite color: Purple. Not the light colors, but the deep rich colors of the fall. Bonus here, fall is my favorite season.

Favorite food: Mexican. It’s hot and spicy for me, baby. Taco Tuesday is my favorite day of the week.

Religion: I’m Catholic, or was. I don’t believe there is a Sky Daddy up there waiting to send me to hell for all my sins. Sorry, I went to church growing up, but never believed in the bullshit.

Siblings: One sister a year older.

Favorite place: The ocean. In a past life I think I was a mermaid. I love spending my days at the shoreline watching the seagulls.

Occupation: Other than being sexy on the phone, I am a writer. I have 3 books out so far. No, I will not reveal my name though. Sorry. The genre of the books are mafia and horror. Oh, and a lot of smut thrown in the mix.

Turn on’s: People who are vocal in what they want. My biggest turn off would be someone who leaves everything up to me. Sure, I can tell you what I like, but come on, it’s it better that we both enjoy?

Turn off: Scat, odors, and stinky feet. Oh, and broke men. I am expensive and deserve it all.

Seductive needs should be met.

Blasphemous memory: When I was a child I believed that when you went to church and they passed the donation tray around it was okay to take some out. Another time, well, I might have given a blow job in the back row of Sunday mass.

Favorite sexual position: Doggy or on top. I love the depth of the penetration and I am a bit on the dominate side. I want to control the fuck, BUT, a real man can flip that switch.

Love Language: Learn to cuss. Cunt, whore, slut, bitch, please keep it coming. I love when someone is very vocal and not scared of offending me.

Last, but not least, I am very open minded. Being a Seductive soul, I believe that everything should be tried at least once. Why be too ashamed or scared if you’ve never even tried it. Cumming is wonderful, but cumming with someone is 100 times better.

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Whether you’ve done phone sex for years, or this is your first time, there are a few hints to make the experience better.

What do you like? Please for the sake of you and the operator, don’t say “Anything” “You choose” “Uhm, I don’t know”. Please understand that phone sex is not mind reading. These girls want to make the experience the best you’ve ever had, but unless you tell them what you enjoy, they will never know. I love when a guy comes to me with not just his cock in his hand, but thoughts in his head. We love to get you off, but we can’t do it alone.

Taboo’s? Yes please. Wait, that’s just me. Please ask the operator if she has any taboo’s or restrictions before you proceed. Most don’t, but a few have triggers that they don’t want to cross. Be thoughtful.

Phone sex is Safe sex!

Free minutes? Yes, some of us will give them to an established customer, but we don’t hand them out like Halloween candy to everyone who comes to the door. Just like you work for a living, so do the girls. For the most part phone sex is a lot of fun, but there is an occasion or two that we really put in the overtime.

Free or Custom pictures? Please do not judge a girl on whether you get these. A tribute is expected for pictures, and custom ones for the most part have to be arranged. Not everyone gives them, so please be kind.

Feedback? So you hated the call and now you plan on ruining this girl. Why? Ask yourself if you’ve ever had an off day or if someone didn’t click with you. A simple email or even blocking the girl is all that’s needed. I might not be your cup of tea, but believe me, I am someone’s shot of whiskey. Don’t ruin my day by being an asshole just because you can.

Ready for some real fun? Call me on Niteflirt.

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