Definition of a Gooner: A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
I love those chronic masturbating sluts. The ones who can’t think of anything else without it going back to sex and porn. I know many, but most won’t admit it. Believe me when I say this, they can’t go a day without thinking about their dick. Everyone has a particular kink, but some are being destroyed by it.
Let me tell you about CM (Yes, that is abbreviated). I’ve known him for a few years longer than he would like to say, but the truth comes out in the bank statement. CM isn’t the normal gooner. He gets nice and drunk and can’t stop himself. Without the alcohol, he is just the normal 6 figure a year businessman. Nice house, lives alone, and has a dog. Not that all that is important, but I just want to give a background that this could be anyone.
A gooner is someone who rapidly indulges in one thing not realizing the outcome until it’s too late.
I met this man in a online chatroom, and studied him before speaking. He is picky when it comes to woman. The one thing that sets him apart from the normal gooner is that he will drop you the moment you show him a nude picture. CM comes from a time where modesty was sexy and a though a woman can be a slut, he doesn’t want that to slap him in the face. No tits and ass pictures for him. Instead I give him women dressed provocatively, but respectfully. With every picture comes a shot. His favorite is Captain Morgan and Cupcake Vodka. I don’t drink so I am guessing these are pretty strong because he gets stupid quick.
The more he drinks, the more I make. Tips are a wonderful thing. He never calls, only tips. We don’t talk about the sexual act, just about how much of a loser he is doing this. The longer we talk, the more combative he becomes. Honestly, I can’t stop laughing when he’s drunk. I never say filth, but he calls me every nasty name he can think of. That’s all okay because that loser is paying me for it all.
A mindless brain dead loser marinated in alcohol.
The longest I’ve spent with CM is about 10 hours. I won’t tell you how much he spent, but most don’t make that on a 2 week paycheck. Poor guy. I almost felt bad, but then I had him pour another drink to settle down the buyers remorse. He was back the next day for more so don’t feel back for this gooner loser.
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