Did you enjoy the kinky little snippet of one of my funniest calls? I’ve been ask to tell the rest of it, so here goes the entire story. You might want to get a drink and prepare yourself for the kink that this man indulged in. I don’t shock easy, but this time, I was thankful for the mute button. I used it often.
It was Christmas time, and like all good girls, I was waiting by the phone to hand out the gift of orgasms. Big, little, expensive, and cheap, who doesn’t love to cum? When the phone rang, I thought nothing of it, well, until the sounds of Christmas music blared through the phone. My first thought was someone was someone is in the spirit. The moment he spoke, I knew this was going to be the call of a lifetime.
My Kinky Elf had arrived.
There is a distinct sound to some /little people/, and his voice was just that. The Elf explained how he was dressed in green velvet with the hat, shoes, and even the pointed ears. I found myself drawn into the Christmas magic, well, until he explained the whole roleplay to me. That’s where this all went 50 shades of wrong. I will explain this as he did to me.
“Wweee the North Pole has been busy this year. So many good boys and girls. Santa seems to be spending a lot of time going over his list, so as his number one Elf, I get the job of taking care of the reindeer. I must say the Vixen is looking quite good, but Rudolph, his antlers are going so big and strong. I’ve massaged them, and taken good care of him in hopes that he will take good care of me. His soft velvet feels so good you know.
The taboo aspects of this story might shock you.
I was to play that famous reindeer while he bent over and wiggled his elf ass. Bare as the day he was born, his tushy begging for my soft velvet antlers to rub around his soft flesh. I teases and taunted him, but believe me, a strapon has nothing of a stern thrust of antlers in your ass. He screamed and came while “Santa Clause is cumming to town played. Kinky enough for you? Are you ready to be pegged?
DISCLAIMER: NO animals were involved in this story. It was simply a reindeer headband worn by a HUMAN. Don’t get twisted. I’m not that freaky.
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